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Uh, what’s a salmon ladder?

Question: Are you employed by a commercial hatchery? If not, have you heard of a salmon ladder? Hatcheries construct a series of gates to help fish swim upstream to spawn. (So kind of them, though I suppose it’s deadly and self-serving assistance.) That’s a salmon ladder. A few folks were curious about that last week…iykyk. […]

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Question: Are you employed by a commercial hatchery? If not, have you heard of a salmon ladder? Hatcheries construct a series of gates to help fish swim upstream to spawn. (So kind of them, though I suppose it’s deadly and self-serving assistance.) That’s a salmon ladder. A few folks were curious about that last week…iykyk. […]

What’s the point?

Somewhere between Seattle and Skokomish, between the caffeine kicking in and the caffeine propelling me into an anxious spiral, between the backseat and the beauty of tHe GrEaT oUtDooRs, I finally mustered the courage to ask: “But like…why?” It was 7 a.m., and my sister, her husband, and I were already two hours into our […]

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Somewhere between Seattle and Skokomish, between the caffeine kicking in and the caffeine propelling me into an anxious spiral, between the backseat and the beauty of tHe GrEaT oUtDooRs, I finally mustered the courage to ask: “But like…why?” It was 7 a.m., and my sister, her husband, and I were already two hours into our […]

Are you asking the right questions?

Studies have shown I watch 428% more television than I should. I’m down one show as of Sunday night, though. True Detective: Night Country wrapped itself up as best a show like it can, in all its dark, frigid, spooky, supernatural glory. The show was ultimately about what happens when we bottle up grief, and the power […]

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Studies have shown I watch 428% more television than I should. I’m down one show as of Sunday night, though. True Detective: Night Country wrapped itself up as best a show like it can, in all its dark, frigid, spooky, supernatural glory. The show was ultimately about what happens when we bottle up grief, and the power […]

That was almost real, real bad.

I love NPR, but…

Gawd, the repetitive, generalized, yawner sponsor messages!

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Gawd, the repetitive, generalized, yawner sponsor messages!

“My business ate my personality!”

Five tips to sound more like yourself when you write about what you do.

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Five tips to sound more like yourself when you write about what you do.

100% Paige-approved AI

How can our customers know who to trust when everyone’s LYING?

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How can our customers know who to trust when everyone’s LYING?

No inspiration? No problem.

Creativity in a deep freeze? Wrap yourself in a cozy blanket of practical planning. 

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Creativity in a deep freeze? Wrap yourself in a cozy blanket of practical planning. 

Paige sips on a glass of sparkling wine because she might know something you don't know.

Oh god, am I dying?!

iF uR NoT GrOwInG, uR dYiNg!!1! (Yes or no?)

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iF uR NoT GrOwInG, uR dYiNg!!1! (Yes or no?)

A Festivus miracle?

A fairly unsurprising airing of grievances for you.

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A fairly unsurprising airing of grievances for you.